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Dyslexic

Dyslexic is a race. This race is studied and know as he in between of indian and African American. This race is very rare as less than 1% of the population have it making it the rarest race know to man.

Hey man what race are you?

Oh Iโ€™m dyslexic!!

by Rrrrraind April 27, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


dyslexic

Something that makes you see things backwards.

Hi, I'm dyslexic.

by Apul January 30, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 18, 2021


rhythmically dyslexic

Unable to dance.

"Hey, wanna dance?"
"No, I'm rhythmically dyslexic."

by pseudonym87 November 19, 2008


time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.

The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said youโ€™ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and Iโ€™m a time dyslectic.

by emoticon1 November 29, 2011


Line dyslexic

Where you canโ€™t draw lines cause your stupid

When your drawing a line with a ruler and it goes bent

I am line dyslexic

by ChArLa x January 31, 2020


dyslexic speedreaders

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.

by Karaudio September 25, 2007

71๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž