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What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night
A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.
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One of the worst games in video game history.
Made in the Atari 2600, this game was based of the movie E.T., but it was never as good. It's highly noted as one of the factors for the video game crash of 1983. One of the (highly) possible reasons of it's extremely bad gameplay was because it skilled audience testing, and another reason is Warshaw (the designer) only had 5 1/2 weeks to make it.
It's also banned to be talked about in any school ever. Reports of people saying it have caused people to look at the game, and then gain PTSD on the horrible experience.
History Teacher: Okay class, can anybody tell me something in the past that severely effected humans?
Gamer Student: E.T. the extra-terrestrial?
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT GAME!
Gamer Student: Bu-
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE GAME
that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!
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to have sex,
watching E.T. = the act of having sex
Those two were watching E.T. till all hours last night!
woah... I'd like to watch E.T. with him/her!
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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking
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Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.
"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"
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The feeder school for Etowah High School is full of silver spooned white kids that think that they are “vape gods”. The administration is strict as **** and the teachers think that they are above everyone else. Some teachers like girls and others like to look into people’s mouths. The school is relatively new but it looks like a dumpster fire from the inside. Most kids here wish they could just leave and go to Ace academy which most of them will because they think they are “cool” because they smoke weed.
Your such an E.T. Booth Middle School