EJ

an elbow job, similar in motion a to hand job, but using the inside of your or your partner's elbow

Man, I got a mean EJ the other day!

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EJ

Refers to when a man ejaculates into a males mouth while they are sleeping, preferably while they are sleeping on a couch. Often referred to as a "prank" it is widely considered as sexual offense

x: yo toby fell asleep on the couch.

xx: We should prank him, should I EJ him?

x: Yeah! It would be hilarious.

xxx: Wouldn't that be rape?

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EJ

To fist a girl

Me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to EJ my mother

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EJ

1: A Black white kid.
2: See oreo.

a quote from EJ "Dude, rap f***ing blows!"

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EJ

Eskimo Job, like a handjob but with more ice

Guy 1: Whats the best thing about outdoor sex when its snowing?
Guy 2: The relative humidity?
Guy 1: Nope, EJ's!
Guy 2: Yeah!
*gratuitous high five*

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EJ

A DJ who, rather than spinning vinyl, uses his laptop, usually playing or creating electronic music.

Therefore: Electronic Jockey

I dunno, that EJ's set was really weak even compared to the opening acts.

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EJ

Has A Small Penis But Is Very Fortunate Because He is a Ladys Man

EJ Can Be A

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