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1. Someone who has pointy ass ears.
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.
4. A toy-making piece of shit
1. Nicole: “Look at them ears, what a fucking elf”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”
3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”
When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.
"Hoe hoe hoe! Come hither elf, I'm rockin shakespear tonight."
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Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.
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when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.
I think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.
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A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese
"Elf is gay" - Oldmangaz the Dwarf
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n; a person who, for the sole purpose of posting and/or being a part of something that has nothing to do with him, posts a seemingly irrelevant comment in the middle of a conversation over the internet.
masterprocrastinator043: Dude I'm telling you the one on the left looks just like her!
Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance
QhIAUDH84b34: POTATOES!
masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf
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