Eargasm

Noun: The sensation one feels when listening to absolutely amazing music.
Verb: To listen to such great music or voice that one feels the need to have sex with that said song or voice.
No one is sure where the term "eargasm" came from, but it probably happened when someone was writing a blog that was talking about their favorite song, band, or voice and realized that they always felt horny when listening to that said song, band, or voice.

Sandy: Oh my gosh, Jane, I was watching Repo! The Genetic Opera last night and I listened to Zydrate Anatomy and it gave me a huge eargasm!
Jane: I know, that really deep, sexy voice of the Graverobber makes me wanna fuck his voice so bad!

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Eargasm

noun. The awesome sensation felt when listening to REALLY good music with REALLY nice headphones.

"Broseph, I was listening to "Stop the Dams" by Gorrillaz on my beats pro yesterday, it was (or "I had") an epic eargasm.

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Eargasm

When one hears some amazing musical element

OMFG. Ruki's voice is a such an eargasm in "Filth in the Beauty".

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Eargasm

A wonderfully pleasant reaction caused by a person's attraction to a song, artist, or album.

I got an eargasm from the song I listened to.

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Eargasm

The uncontrollable pleasure that causes your body to convulse with amazing feelings of nirvana upon hearing a kicking song.

"Allen, I think I just had an eargasm." "You sure did Howard."

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eargasm

The ecstatic sensation one experiences while cleaning one's ears deeply with a Q-tip.

A: "You really seem to enjoy cleaning your ears."

B: "Shhhh! I'm having an eargasm."

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eargasm

When your ear itches deep down inside, and the only way to make it stop is to plunge your finger into it and make a rattling motion, as if trying to scratch the itch. Upon doing this, the relief one feels is so intense and pleasurable, it can easily be compared to an orgasm, and some may even say it is difficult to stop digging at the itch once you start, so you are left fingering your ear like an idiot with your eyes rolling back in your head as if you are actually having an orgasm. Thus the term, Eargasm.

John found it hard to resist when his ear suddenly started itching in the doctor's office, and he soon found himself having an eargasm in front of the entire waiting room.

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