Eastside Gilas

A Norteño set from Gilroy, California

I know hella homies who rep Eastside Gilas

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eastside river rat

lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.

Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?

Mercer Island Eastside

Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.

Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.

If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.

Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.

Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.

Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.

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Eastside Tacoma Washington

In the 1980's or 1990's when you thought of gangtsers in tacoma you thought about hilltop.Now days the hotbed of gangs and drugs in tacoma is on the eastside. I recent years the crime on eastside has been growing fast. mckinley ave is the heart of the eastside. Tacoma had 24th worst crime rate last year, and is the 4th most dangerous city on the west coast, after Richmond, Oakland, and Compton.Tacoma has a wide variety of gangs, from, bloods, crips, folks, b.g.d, norteno, surenos...ect..

you from hilltop? - john doe

Nah Blood, eastside tacoma washington all day! b-dawg

What is eastside?- john doe

GUNBLAST! - b-dawg

SCREAMS! -john doe

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T-Town Eastside

The T-Town Eastside was formed in the late '70s when a groups of people got together, made sweet love, and created Eastside Fetuses. Nine months later at St Joseph's hospital and Tucson Medical Center (for the most part) Eastsiders were born. The proud parents brought these magical babies home to their large, valuable homes on the Eastside of Tucson and introduced them to Keystone Light, Wild Turkey 101, Sparks, King Cobra, and your sister. Shortly thereafter they were enrolled in Sabino High School, Sal Pointe High School, and St Gregory's High School where they changed many people's lives. After high school was complete, the Eastsiders moved on the the University of Arizona where word began to spread and people began coming from far and wide to join The Eastside. As their numbers grew, so did their potency. BC levels began rising exponentially as well as The Eastside's influence over America in general. Once the North and South Towers fell (due to a large fire) and the Ghetto house was abandoned (due to shootings) The Eastside experienced a short depression, 40s Friday was often split between The Bird House and the Monkey Cage, it was a dark time. Then, in the mid 2000's various resources were pooled, Lloyd came back from Flagstaff, and an entirely new addition to the Empire of the Eastside was built (Located in East Tucson) bringing more Eastsiders together more of the time. Currently many Eastsiders still reside in East Tucson upholding the values and accomplishing the goals of The Eastside. If you think you'd like to meet the Eastside then, every Friday and Saturday night, listen for the cry “To The Eastside!”

So, we were talkin to these swimsuit models when next thing I know these T-Town Eastsiders show up and, like, bang all our chicks!!

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Des Moines Eastsider

Citizen of Des Moines, Iowa's east side of the city. From the toxic waste rail yards to the most northeastern parts of the city, an eastsider can always be identified by their sub-human persona.

Des Moines Eastsider - Examples

Look for vehicles and attire plastered with EASTSIDER or eastsider 4 life.
Also reference numerous telltale signs of a true eastsider.

Male: Absent expression, gang-banger garb, arrogant, loud, obnoxious, always flying gang signs, numerous tatoos on arms and neck. Smell of garbage. On "celly" with baby-momma who is wanting more money usually yelling at top of their lungs. Drive POS ghetto cruisers with EASTSIDER on windscreen. Vehicle has "22's" that are worth more than total car value.

Female: Unattractive, two or more children with different fathers, overweight, on "celly" with her baby-daddy wanting more money, tatoos on arms and neck, smell of tuna, arrogant, drives busted up ghetto cruisers with eastsider plastered on the windows, kids jumping around the car whilst driving on city streets, yelling at children at stores.

All of whom frequent WalMart stores, beer gardens and county fairs with ungroomed children. Drive city streets as if they own the boulevard. Usually not found out of their own element due to low self esteem and heavy body odor.

Caution: Eastsiders should be approached with extreme caution and a bottle of Lysol. The initial shock of interacting with one will leave your IQ many points lower. Usually found working at fast food restaurants, warehouses, used car dealerships and pawn shops. An eastsider is a master of deceit. They will lie, cheat and steal anything to attempt to advance in society. Be wary of eastsiders, your life could be in harms way around them. Do not befriend once their identity is known. Destruction, sorrow and death follow in their wake.

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eastside 92 bishop

The Eastside 92 Bishop is a Sub-set Of The Bloods Street Gang. They Are Based In Memphis Tennessee but originated in Watts California. The street gang was founded in 1972 by Bobby Lavender (1954-1994). A very known member of this gang is rapper/public figure Blac Youngsta.

“ Eastside Nine Duse Bishop Bloods Gang We So Blooded “
- Eastside 92 Bishop, violent criminal street gang based in Memphis Tennessee.

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