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Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.
I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.
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Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom
i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on
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When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.
Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair
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right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"
oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.
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The act of snorting a line of coke off an erect cock, and proceeding to fellate it to completion.
Sarah remarked that giving Marky Mark a snowy eclair would give her "good vibrations". In her pants.
when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming
he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job