The Edger

The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.

Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”

samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"

Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.