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Shit houses, smelly council houses, shit police SHIT EVERYTHING. The only things that aren’t shit are the artists from here.
Person 1: Ay, I’m moving to Eddie
Person 2: That shit hole full of poor broke ass people. That part is bringing Enfield down and is full of stupid Romanians, Bulgarians etc that are get paid for ‘trying’ to find a job when all they do is sit down and smoke. If your kid goes Nightingale they’re done frfr. The brownies and darkies are peng but not loyal and the lightskins aren’t that peng.
Person 1: Relax fam who hurt you 😂😂
Person 2: No one hurt me ihs just true
Edmonton
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What happens when you put Memphis in a freezer? You get Edmonton.
Edmonton: Come for the culture, stay because your car won't start.
That sunshine stayed out all day in Edmonton on June 21 2021 and noone even new it
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An orgasm in the form of a city
2hey man you wanna go to edmonton
1yeah
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Edmonton:
The City of Champions - We've won 5 Stanley's and 13 Grey Cups (in the past...) Yes, this slogan is outdated. We all get it, BUT have too much pride in our sports teams to take this label away from our city.
We have West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall - and although it could use some sprucing up, it has been under some construction and is finally starting to get some decent shops.
During the winter there is prettymuch NOTHING to do in this city. It's FREEZING and the nightlife sucks BUT the people are genuinely warm and you can usually find a pub with cheap beer and wings, or an ODR open somewhere.
During the summer is when you can appreciate the city and it is no longer 'Deadmonton' or 'Ed'monotone'. While the summer is short, is is jam packed full of festivals such as the Fringe, Taste of Edmonton, Capital Ex (K-Days), Folk Fest (one of the best folk music festivals in N.America), Heritage Days, etc... You can always find something to do - even walking in the beautiful river valley, etc...
I have read all the posts on here dissing Edmonton, dissing Calgary, etc.. While I was raised in Edmonton and have always learned we're superior to Calgary, I feel no need to bash other cities - it doesn't make Edmonton any better. Edmonton ISN'T the greatest city in the world... but it is a damn good place to grow up. If you're concerned about the violence and gangs... then don't be... unless you roll with that sort of crowd, then you will be safe.
You're from Edmonton?!? Where's that?
In Alberta, Canada. There's not much to do there, and I won't live there again, but it is definitely a nice place to be FROM :)
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People from Calgary will say that we have nothing,
and that they have ooh soo much.
But that's a lie,
We are the festival city , we have like, a million festivals, which include the fringe, Capital Ex, The Caribbean Festival, Taste of Edmonton, and so on.
Plus we have the largest mall in the world (so far) which includes Sea lions, Penguins, and other animals, The water park, and the amusement park Galaxy Land. , and we're better at hockey and football than Calgary.
:)
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