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Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.
The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.
Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.
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the term that italians use to address african-american
hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!
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a internet version of a dick , more importantly why in the living hell would you type this up
stupid guy:' bro can u tell me what a eggplant is'
straight A+ student: 'ask urban dictionary you f***tard:
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Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.
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BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."
Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!
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When a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.
Guy: Im 'bout to start Eggplanting all inside of you!
Girl: Go ahead i want you to!
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a food that nobody fucking eat
"what are you eating"
"eggplant that I only fucking eat no one else"
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