elaine

Elaine is a strong willed-multi-tasking-gorgeous woman. Elaine can usually be found brushing her teeth while she makes her bed, organizes her laundry and irons her clothes. Elaine takes multi-tasking to a whole new level.

You want an Elaine in your life...

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elained

the last minute fucking over of plans by one of your friends moms.

that one day elaine said that jeff and ryan couldnt take the tahoe to six flags...she royaly elained us over...FUCK

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Elaining

the act of writing on people's Facebook wall while intoxicated.

I'm getting drunk tonight, but there will be NO Elaining.

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elaine

short and pretty and usually likes guys named miles

elaine: i like miles
miles: thanks you're okay

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Elain

Elains are usually introverted and seem annoying or out of place at first glance but once you get to know them they are truly fucking amazing. They’re usually a female that would remind you of a flower, a daisy or a lilly, and have a serious cottage core appearance but are really the opposite in personality. And theyre most likely a depressed gay.

Short dark curly hair and no taller than 5’5- an sexy body and a loud but caring personality.

Get to know a Elain on a best friend level and youre under personal protection forever

Probably thrives on violence and flowers

“That girl Elain, ive heard she’s a killer fighter”
“Isnt she one for flowers though?”
“…. Yea?”

Elain

A person that is intelligent and fun and outgoing EXCEPT she HATES ME which is weird cause im awsome and im typing this on a school computer while ryan is bbf's with her and i have no friends except me but....... (when i look at her it makes me whant to cry not because she's fat and ugly its because her head resembles an onion

when you are in art class and Elain she tells you to shut up and Ryan calls you a kiwi and go suck a nut

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The Elaine

It is a playful, romantic and sexual act done by a women to a male that occurs when the women hits her male partner in the nuts with a tire iron. Often this is done without the consent or prior knowledge of the male.

After The Elaine is completed it is customary for the male to then proceed with the The Jameson.

After the car was parked they slipped into the back seat and while heavy kissing she reached for a tire iron from underneath the drivers side seat and pulled The Elaine.

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