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The act of licking from the butthole, through the gooch area, all the way to the clit (or balls) in one fell swoop.
"I saw you leave the party with that chick, how did it go?"
"Bro, I gave her the juiciest Elk Lick ever."
or
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"I was just with my girlfriend, and she hit me with an Elk Lick when I wasn't expecting it."
A relatively safe city but it sucks if you don't have a car since you will never live close enough to all of the hang out sites.
Also the fastest growing city in America.
Where people are shocked when someting violent happens.
My friend- What do you want to do?
Me- What do you mean it's Elk Grove there is nothing to do.
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A naked woman gets on her hands and knees. Naked guy #1 kneels in front of her, receiving fellatio. Naked guy #2 kneels behind her, performing anal intercourse. Meanwhile, guys #1 & #2 proceed to play cards ( blackjack, usually) on the womans back, being sure to throw down the cards vigorously at the end of each hand.
Yo, last night we were in an Elk Situation with this chick, and she kept complaining that we were hurting her back with the cards!!
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When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.
Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.
When two girls are giving a guy head and the guy cums (accidentally or not) on one girls hands and then in her eyes. As she can't use her palms or fingers to wipe her eyes, she rubs them with the back of her hands. Thus her fingers pointing out from her face resemble elk antlers. Usually the girl starts complaining about the painful semen in her eye, making her angry at the guy or jealous of the other girl. Not to be confused with the angry elk - the single girl variation of the jealous elk.
Joe totally "jealous elked" Ashley and Amy last night, but Amy got the antlers.
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