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a weird furry monster that brainwashes kids to watch sesame street
me: do you like Elmo?
person: no
(gunshots)
me: NOW DO YOU LIKE ELMO?!
A popular american television host during the 80s-90s of his show "Elmo's World" with his co-host Mr.Noodle. He is also an actor and has been in countless classics like 'The Adventures of Elmo is Grouchland' (1999), 'Cinderelmo' (1999), and 'Elmo saves Christmas' (1997). He now starts in the hit T.V show Sesame Street where he helped children count and spell on PBS Kids. Before his time as a T.V host he served in Vietnam and won numerous medal including the Purple Heart
Person 1: Man, I really do miss being able to see the hit Television show Elmo's World!
Person 2: Ya, I loved Elmo he was a great actor in Cinderelmo, he really knew how to play the part
Person 1: At least we con see him everyday on the PBS Kids show Sesame Street!. Boy does that bring back memories every time I watch him.
Person 3: Did you guys know he served in Vietnam?
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Teenager or adult with a perky attitude. Often speaks in a high pitched babyish voice. Often refers to him/herself in the third person. Colors everything in the lines with crayons, never uses black for clothing, nails, hair or decor.
Obsessions:
1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert.
2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends.
3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle).
Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".
He is so elmo when he sings to his goldfish.
Spoken by an elmo: "**mo is curious to see which of **mo's friends will be on American Idol tonight! We're all winners!"
We lost our life savings when insert big bank name here imploded, and you're all elmo about it.
How can you listen to that elmo music? There's no screaming at all and I can make out the words.
Don't be elmo, we're playing Russian roulette instead of Candyland for a change.
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the koolest killing red guy on s.str. a pimp who will shoot u'r ass for comin on his block. and has more hoes than all the rappers on earth.
{skweeky voice} elmo's a pimp biotch!!!! and elmo know were u live!!!
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elmo, cool, awesome, sweet, insane
"dude that was so elmo", "yo that trick was so elmo"
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The great deity who strives to rebuild this corrupt world in one of his own image.
Guy 1: Praise the Lord Elmo!
Guy 2: Praise the Lord Elmo!
Guy 3: Praise Jesus!
Guy 3: *dies*
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if big bird and elmo had babies the would be ugly and who would thing of think of that
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