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1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league
1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"
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Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!
Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.
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One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.
Elton John sung Rocket Man. 'Nuff said.
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A metaphor for Homosexual. Also known as Gay or queer. Normally refers to man.
He definetly a Friend of Elton's
Pants that make you look like you could be related to Elton John. These include skinny jeans, leather pants, or if even skinny, leather pants. They tend to have too much design just to make the wearer stand in attention.
Phillie: OMGawddd I just got these new Ed Hardy skinny jeans at the store the otha day and they are just delightful!!1 I really went out of my way to get these. I really like'um.
Mark: Cool story bro, so you got Elton Jeans...
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Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.
"The Elton John version of Piano Man would beat the crap out of Billy Joel's."
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A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.
Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.
Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.