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elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.
Elyssa is a very kind person who cares a lot about her friends. She is quite social but anti-social around new people at the same time. She is an overthinker but is always there when her friends need her and will listen to all your problems and help you through them. Make sure you find yourself an elyssa.
"wow she looks nice"
"She must be an elyssa (gangan)"
A girl or boy that has no family but only friends
Wow that person must be a elyssa toro bc they have no family
The most thoughtful person you’ll ever meet and their kindness is immeasurable
Is your name Elyssa? Because you sure are kind
Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.
“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.
A girl who thinks she's 'all that'
the CREATOR of drama.
Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.
She's got money though, and good looks.
If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.
She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
Girl 1: Elyssa told everyone about me cutting myself. Now everyone looks at me sadly.
Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!