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Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.
Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too.
After watching The Emoji Movie I want to kill myself.
That one movie that made almost every teen on their phones by encouraging it rather than criticising. It's about emojis, apps and nothing else.
The Emoji Movie 2: Death of the Emojis in cinemas March 27th
Terrible Money Waster
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Death
Hillary
Knife
A: Wanna Go Watch The Emoji Movie?
B: Nope, That Gives You Cancer.
A: Awww..
C: AND THE EMOJI MOVIE GIVES DIABITIES!
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Jigsaw: Hello, Cordan. I want to play a game. Your 7 years of drug usage has led you here. This machine on your head can drill into your neck by triggering the off button on this TV playing "The Emoji Movie". If you can finish the movie, the machine will unfasten and the door will unlock. Let the games begin.
Cordan: *immediately turns off movie and dies by a drill to the neck*
A movie some directors made while high on crack.
The Emoji Movie was the worst movie I've ever seen in 20 years!