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An elite "Southern" university attended by smart, liberal, rich kids...who weren't smart, liberal or rich enough to get into Brown. The school is noted for its diverse student body, who represent not only Nassau County, but Westchester and Fairfield Counties, as well. Studies have shown that more Jews visit Emory annually than the Western Wall. The cost of attendance nears $100K a year ($40K for tuition, room and board; $40k for new 325i; and $20K for coke and Prada allowance). Famous alums include Newt Gingrich, Kenneth Cole and Wolf Blitzer's daughter.
Druid Hills wife: "Those damned Emory heathens and their blaring hippity-hop music!"
Druid Hills husband: "I'm dead. Are you enjoying the $65 million and five-person, all-negro staff I bequeathed you, you irascible bitch?"
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Where girls drip in Juicy and Prada, and the guy wear Diesel a lotta.
Where Beast and Everclear are considered the best, fake ID's aren't put to the test.
Ohhmygawdd, did you see her? She is such an Emory girl.
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Jus uhh real young nigga. Who wit all the shits. Who worried ab bettering himself and his niggas and not ab uhh bitch. Tryna get uhh bag and roll uhh wood. He’ll WHOOP YO ASS
Oh you fuckin Emory I heard he got the definition of uhh shhlong
emory is super hot. he has the best music taste and is really popular. did i mention he's hot. he’s also super good at swimming emory>>>you
Emory is a real ass nigga. Emory hates fake punk as niggas and is all about his money. He is very loyal and stay’s to himself but can open up to people who are close.
Man that nigga emory a chill ass nigga on 55 crip
A green, spiky alein from pluto with a sweatband who rides in space with his moronic freind Oglethorpe. He appears on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Alright, party time.
-Emory
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