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A kick ass Kiwi energy drink that has insane amounts of taurine and guarana and destroys pussies like 'V' and 'Red Bull'.
Demon Energy Drink...gives you HORNS!!!!
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Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
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An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
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Its the god of energy drinks. The one who makes each and every flavor and kind. This god doesnt care what people think of its drinks as long as tried it is happy.
"The god of energy drinks have blessed us with a new flavor coming soon."
The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
An energy drink with no calories or sugar, however loaded with aculfame potassium, sodium benzoate, and disodium edta which are all patrolium derivatives that cause cancer, liver damage and various other DNA damaging properties! But don't worry it's approved by the fda. ;)
Person 1: Bang Energy Drink is the healthiest energy drink!
Person 2: no... just no
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