enjoy off

noun. A competition to see who can climax the most number of times via masturbation.

Tim really kicked my ass in that last enjoy off, with his 4 climaxes to my 2; I guess his special fanning technique really paid off.

Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

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You enjoy

An expression used in the same context and with the same meaning as 'have fun'. Used mostly in the U.S., often misunderstood by foreigners.

Hey, going to take a shower, brb.
You enjoy.

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enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

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enjoy the fall

The best local band in the Dallas area. The music is pure sex.

Person at the door: "Who are you here to see?"
Scenester #1: "Enjoy the Fall bitch. They really bring the mosh w00t w00t. I really really heart ETF."
Scenester #2: "Yeah, me too. Me and Wayde are, like, best buddies."
Scenester Girl: "OMG Wayde is sooooo hot!"
Gay Sceneser Boy: "OMG I know!!!!"

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Enjoy & Ignore

the act of enjoying content on facebook, twitter etc without 'liking' or adding anything to the conversation

what makes people post all their private thoughts on Facebook & Twitter? Not me! I'm a social voyeur - happy to enjoy & ignore - no ways in hell would I ever post anything!

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