enjoy the mayo

non-Chinese fans think Luhan's first line in History, "ganjue de meiyou" sounds like "enjoy the mayo"

Bishes, let's enjoy our fucken mayo.

Calling all chogiwa mofos.

"Chogiwa! "
"Enjoy the Mayo! "

Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

You enjoy

An expression used in the same context and with the same meaning as 'have fun'. Used mostly in the U.S., often misunderstood by foreigners.

Hey, going to take a shower, brb.
You enjoy.

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enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

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enjoy the fall

The best local band in the Dallas area. The music is pure sex.

Person at the door: "Who are you here to see?"
Scenester #1: "Enjoy the Fall bitch. They really bring the mosh w00t w00t. I really really heart ETF."
Scenester #2: "Yeah, me too. Me and Wayde are, like, best buddies."
Scenester Girl: "OMG Wayde is sooooo hot!"
Gay Sceneser Boy: "OMG I know!!!!"

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Enjoy & Ignore

the act of enjoying content on facebook, twitter etc without 'liking' or adding anything to the conversation

what makes people post all their private thoughts on Facebook & Twitter? Not me! I'm a social voyeur - happy to enjoy & ignore - no ways in hell would I ever post anything!

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