To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.
"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"
another way of saying someone is stupid.
kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.
kenny: my bad i’m slow.
did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.
When plants filled with water get pulled up from the roots and begin to rise.
After I watered my plant, it began evaporation and started rising upwards.