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Tax evasion

A cute caterpillar with a lot of simps

Person 1: "hey, it's tax evasion!"
Person 2: "I simp for tax evasion"

by RubyDupy August 2, 2020

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Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2021


advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Evasion

A really dumb way to win games of pokemon

My opponent used minimize a bunch of times in this battle, his evasion is now at 4x, none of my moves hit. How is this fun?

by PokemonKid34 June 10, 2024


Evase

Temporarily Avoid Something

You Must Evase When Bullets Are Coming Toward You

by MagentaWRLD March 25, 2023


Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.

Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 24, 2020


Communication Evasion

The act of sending a risky text message and throwing your phone across the room to avoid reading the response.

Totally did a communication evasion when I text Jim that I had feelings for him.

by Mark Paul G. March 28, 2017