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Everton F.C

A football club based in merseyside, England. PLayed at a football stadium called Old Trafford, i.e Goodison Park. Renowned for its sense of love for the manc, and welcomes them into the team with open arms, such as Phil Neville and Tim Howard.
(Can also be used as a adjective, to denote useless hope in a pathetic moment.)
The fans can often be seen arguing with Kopites, although inevitably losing, since there's no evidence to support their claims. They aften slander about the Kopite, claiming that they're from foreign countries such as Norway. However it has been proven that the City Of Liverpool actually contains more Kopites than Evertonians, so in essence calling the majority of fans kopites as foreign is a compliment, as it suggests that Liverpool F.C has a lot of fans.
As a club it hasn't one anything in quite a while now, as it has no money, due in part to the consistently poor performances of the team when a season ends.

adj. to do a "Everton F.C"

person 1 : The match just ended, we lost, again
person 2 : Ah, we've done yet another "Everton F.C"
person 1 : Maybe there's a award?
person 2 : Of course not, all the good awards are won by them damn kopites and mancs?
person 1 : Oh well, it was worth a try

by Poor Scouser Tommy Boy April 21, 2011

31πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Everton blues

1. The general and perpetual feeling of irreversible demise and misery that comes with the heart aching and thankless truth of being an Everton fan.

2. (a) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated again

(b) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated by Liverpool again.

3. The feeling that disappointed Everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at Goodison Park.

4. (a) The anguish felt by Evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing

(b) The anguish of Evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of "beep beep beep beep beep beep" as the Everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.

(c) the yearning of Everton fans to get into the Champions League for once.

(noun)

The problem with supporting little clubs like Everton is the inevitable Everton blues that comes with supporting Everton.

by Bigtoke September 9, 2009

16πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Everton Fan

When the money goes to ones head

Guy 1: Daves been a total dick now hes got a high playing job
Guy 2: Yeah he's become a total Everton Fan

by WHU Fan July 19, 2017

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Everton F.C

Everton F.C are a football (soccer) club in the premier league. Everton are currently (Jan 2021) are doing quite well as they are 4th. They call Liverpool F.C supporters kopites.

Everton F.C are doing quite well at the moment

by blockheadelvis January 2, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Everton

Is what it is

Everton Everton

by Marcus foster22 October 16, 2020


Everton

A big pile of blue shit

Ew you dirty Evertonion

by Wolfsoul76YT October 15, 2020


everton

a football club that causes pain and misery to most of there fans most of the time

did you hear about the boy that commited suicide

yeah what about him

it’s because he supported everton

by lawsihno December 16, 2021