There was blood everywhere

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.

Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!

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chundered everywhere

take a series of tactical and uncontrollable voms as a result of binge drinking, a disgusting site, rank smell, or because you can.

Tom: Steve was on it last night, what a legend!

Chris: Mate, heard he chundered everywhere..
Frank: It was totally rancid! I think he got some onto Christina

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everywhere boobs

Breasts that are falling out of shirts onto dance floors, bars, frat boys, bell hops, etc. Intentional or unintentional, this can lead to great amounts of entertainment for others.

"Ohmigod! I just saw her nipple! That girl has got some serious everywhere boobs!"

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Pickle Everywhere

Pickle

Pickle
Pickle
Pickles everywhere
Even in ur shoe

Pickle
Pickle Everywhere

Facebook Everywhere

(n): A creeper/wanna-be-comedian on Facebook that responds to anything or everyone.

*picture of girls make-up collection*

Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*

*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"

Vampires Everywhere

What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!

Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"

Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."

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Everywhere at the end of time

A compilation of albums created by “the caretaker”. It is 6 hours long and is supposed to simulate dementia to listeners. Many people have reported immense negative emotions and forgetfulness after listening to the album. Listen at your own risk.

Did you listen to everywhere at the end of time? It’s quite trippy.

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