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National kiss your ex day is the 20th October
Me: It national kiss your ex day
Ex: Not happening
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Go ahead and get back with your ex. You know you miss her. December 11th.
Hey John it's get back with your ex day on December 11th! You gotta do it!
National smack your ex day is a Full day of smacking your ex it happened once a year on October 17th
Watch out it National smack your ex day hehehe
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March 23rd
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?
It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
National slap your ex day is on October 30
It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))
(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)
Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-
...(THE END)...LMFAOOO
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