Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.
*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."
Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.
When you're too tired to give a shit.
When you just come home from a long day and your roommate is trying to tell you about his latest girl troubles and you have to say "man, can we do this tomorrow? I'm exhaustipated."
I'm always exhaustipated after my 2 hour commute!
A deep state of physical and mental tiredness that induces actual constipation, and a trapped feeling of energy depletion.
I studied so much this week, I'm exhaustipated.
Too tired to give a shit.
Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.