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Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
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"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
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A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.
Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.
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The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.
the coolest guy on discord ever! everybody likes him hes so cool!
Eyepatch should be swarming in e kittens rn
While friend is sleepin wipe your ass then place on friends eye.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
He's out cold, lets give him an eyepatch
When a person puts his scrotum on someone else's eyelid.
"Yo, what's up with the eye? You got mugged?"
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."