Fert

A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)

YOU LITTLE FERT

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do