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Something that is contagious. It is where you are a girl and you get an overcomb. where your hair starts from the other side of your head.
Omg! Look Lily is hanging out with Rebecca she is going to catch the flu!
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a term used in a brass band for lack of articulation
mrs bird - “it need to be less flu-de-flu guys”
When you now know what hell feels like
Having the flu feels like your burning from the inside out
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Contrary to popular belief, "The Flu" is actually a giant dump truck that hibernates under the rim in basketball, but without the wheels that would normally make it move quickly.
"Today I decided to pass to The Flu, and my previous reports concerning him were confirmed. When this rare action took place, The Flu lost control and ferociously flung the helpless ball into the air. The ball received a concussion from its contact the backboard, and The Flu gritted his teeth in fury. This repeated...a lot.
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An affliction that affects the Y chromosome in the human population. symptoms include delirium, headaches, chronic fatigue, catarrh, severe confusion, sniffles and a bit of a cough. Has been linked to hypochondria though as yet no scientific link has been proved.In the event of a suspected case of Manflu, you are advised to keep the patient hydrated via the normal fluid intake: to wit;usual fluids (water, fruit juice beer and spirits). Fat intake is also recommended to give the patient calorific energy.We recommend protein, carbohydrate, fat in the ratio of 2:4:9.
IN NO CASE should the suspected patient be made to perform any arduous tasks since this will only lead to a relapse if said patient is not ready.
As stated and signed.I.M.Llyere (W.H.O.) European Advisor in Pathogene Studies0.
"MAN FLU man flu" MAN FLU
"MAN FLUman flu"
J.L.P.Smith versus The Government of the U.S.A.
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The cough/cold/flu everyone gets after going to Hajj, because you're stuffed up close with people from every corner of the world, and one of them is gonna have whatever flu virus it is that you aren't immune to
"I just got back from Hajj and I'm in bed with Hajj flu."
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The act of pretending to be sick and playing “Fortnite”. Usually done by those who want to get a win or just someone that wants to play instead of go to school.
“John has the fortnite flu and has been playing all day.”