FMF

Fuck My Family

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FMF

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FMF

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Have you ever seen FMF, the best movie ever made?

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FMF

A chick who looks good From Madd Far...

Yoo...look at that chick!!

Nah Chill, thats a FMF!

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FMF

fuck my fingers.
exclaimed or said after making many typos/errors in a row.

"yeah, he has a vagnia."
"*vaginia"
"*vaginia"
"*vagina"
"fmf!"

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FMF

-Abbreviation for Fuck My Ford

A sticker the same size as a Ford emblem. Most people driving Fords that know best put these on their Ford emblems to let everyone know that they are aware that they made a mistake.

-What does FMF over a Ford emblem mean?
-That means that Ford owner realizes he made a mistake by purchasing a Ford.

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fmf

feel my fury

While in a dispute and one has reached a certain level of anger and rage, fmf must be screamed with clenched fists and passion at the offender. This signifies your power and ability to conquer.

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fmf

To be used as an insult towards a fat person. An abbreviation of Fat Mother Fuc*er

"Yo,you're such a fmf"
"Yeah, he's such a saucer"
"Fuc* you, i am not. Plz die."

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