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short for "Fuck my life."
Perfect for use in one's Facebook status during the end-of-the-semester crunch or during final exams.
Note: the "m" can be substituted for the initial letter of any other pronoun.
"What's up with Gerry? His facebook status says 'Gerry says FML.' Should I be worried?"
"Nah, he just has 2 ten-bangers due tomorrow that he hasn't started."
OR
"Richelle, we need to start cramming soon. Like, FOL."
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Short for fuck my life, originating from Superbad.
Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.
Dude: Wow, he's on that website again?
Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now.
Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.
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A slang short form for "Feel my Legs" originating in Hawaii. Mostly used by shark attack survivors, women who aged well, and men that shaved for the first time.
"FML girlfriends, its like im still 20!"
"Gnarrly dude... FML? They got radical scars on it."
"Dude FML! Its so soft! Like a newborn baby! No im not being gay im being serious! FML!!!"
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1. F*ck My Life Used to indicate self hatred
2.Fix My Lighthouse Used to say tell someone that they are being stupid or annoying
3.Forge Mod Loader An open-source mod-loader for Minecraft
4.Fluff My Llama To make a llama more fluffy.
Person 1: I dare you to shove your face in some dog poo!
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Then I'm guessing you don't want your son back?
Person 2: Uhh. FML!
Annoying Person: LOL! Good one Steve!
Lighthouse Man: If your gonna be doing that then you might as well Fix My Lighthouse!
Bill: Hey Jimmy, can you come Fluff my Llama?
Jimmy: Sure thing Bob!
Bill: It's BILL! Not Bob! Oh F**k my life!
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Kid- "Mom, why do you keep saying fml? What's it mean?"
Mom- "Uh, feel my legs, honey"
Other lie/excuse/variations include:
farts my linger
freshen my lettuce
feed me linguine
fasten my laces
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