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Fat Smelly Man or Fat Stinky Man
I went out on a blind date with a FSM! Ick!
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Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen
The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.
FSM stands for Finger Slippery Moment. When your phone slips in the middle of something and you randomly dial/call/send an audio message to someone by mistake. It's a finger slippery moment.
Guy: Hey, saw a missed call.. you tryna call call or it's one of those finger slippery moments? lol
Girl: 🙈 fsm sorry
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Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.
She's not thick but she's fsms thick
The Flying Spaghetti Monster: a god worshiped by one one and only true religion: pastafarianism
Legend goes one day he got drunk, and accidentally created the universe!