FTD

Fuck. That. Dude.

Erin "Joey's a dick."
Peter "FTD"

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FTD

Fake Tan Disaster

I cant wear a skirt today, im having a major FTD

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FTD

(n) A form of copypasta seen on Facebook. Acronym stands for Facebook Transmitted Disease. For most of them, their only purpose is to travel from wall to wall, replicating itself. Occasionally they will have a legitimate reason for existence, such as Breast Cancer Awareness week, and afterwards will continue to circulate long after the event they were promoting passed up.

Ugh, Jill is constantly getting infected with FTD's. Why can't she stop?

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FTD

Fastest Time of Day

Used in racing, but primarily autocross

Brian got FTD in last Sunday's autocross.

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FTD

Foreplay Transmitted Disease. Similar to an STD, but the particular disease is transmitted via simple foreplay.

Guy #1 "Dude Dom's in the hospital!"

Guy #2 "Why man what happened?"

Guy #1 "He went and got an FTD! He was messing around with that skank that he met in the club and he caught an herpes off of her... all she did was touch his cock!"

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FTD

FuckAll to DO. This is an acronym meaning that there nothing to do, bored etc.

so wot u doing?
Nah there's FTD, or simply just say FTD.
what you doing?
FTD dude, FTD.

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FTD

For the dream, we all have them and this means youre not letting anything get in the way of your dreams and you will reach them.

Im FTD

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