To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.
So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
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Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.
Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?
She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!
Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
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1.The underlying phonyness of services like myspace and facebook. It comes from knowing very little about your 'friends" other than that they are drunk party sluts or losers that pose for themselves.
2.Any religious doctrine
-"Hey did you talk to that cute girl?"
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody
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a collection of transcribed jazz tunes
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
person 1: aiight you call the next tune
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
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creating a false facebook page impersonating someone that doesn't exist. possibly done to get past privacy settings on those you wish to stalk, or done to occupy an unfulfilling life in which people won't even be your facebook friend
some creep from rutherford started fakebooking on that lyndburg baby jessica potarro
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FaKebooK, an important social media portal intended for the soley use of the 'wanna enjoy life but I don't have time' internet population. It is important to differentiate it from FaCebook, one os world's largest community builder applications.
The relatively large use of FaKebooK will boost digital camera sales, service provider broadband, applications and virtual holiday sites. Also company revenues.
Yesterday I only got some time off to attend to that restaurant opening. Check it at FaKebooK mammy!
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not a book with chord charts, but a facebook account, which has been created by a famous person in order to live a normal social networking life.
Dude, Steve Nash just gave me his fakebook name. That rules because now I can REALLY be friends with him on the internet instead of just tweeting @ him.
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