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Falcon Punch

The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.

Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1Γ·Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000Β°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.

by ShreyanM December 27, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

A move mainly used in comics or super smash bros.

But it is also a key move in surprise abortions cause when you cant afford a abortion falcon punch never fails

Me: I heard shemer got another girl pregnant.
Eric: No its cool he gave her a falcon punch down some stairs its taken care of

by T.T.C. June 30, 2010

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.

The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the Β’25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

18πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

A drink which is made by combining Bicardi 151 rum, Hypnotic, red Gatorade and Sprite in a large punch bowl or other suitable vessle. The resulting effect of this red hell brew is like getting falcon punched in the teeth. Consumption generally does not end well.

Dude, we mixed up some Falcon Punch last night and woke up this morning naked on a park bench.

by Don_Vito November 28, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

Act of Epicly punching something/someone, usually setting them on fire, or having your fist on fire during the punch.
Also, 110% abortion.

Person 1:Hey, man, can I talk to you?
Person 2: Falcon Punch!!!
*Person 1 is now a pile of ash, or just flew off team rocket style.*

by TehTy December 28, 2010

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.

2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"

1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.

2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.

by Filashme February 10, 2008

42πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.

Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.

by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009

17πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž