The posterchild American badass. The best catch out of all the fish in the sea. Making his acquaintance will make your day and will be a moment you won’t soon forget.
Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.
If you want a man that you can count on, Jesse Cole Farris is your guy!
Ex-
Somebody- don’t you just love your life
Hailey Farris- I do more every day
(Since he is Hailey Farris’s life she loves him more every day)
A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪
“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”
fat and hairy (lots of skin hair)
Me: have you seen steven? he is so farri
Friend: I know, he is rather unattractive as well.
a very sexy man, probably really likes engineering, maybe a little bit too much, also loves ferris wheels so much uwu. Also likes to say uwu, a lot.
Person 1: Who is that?
Farris: uwu
Person 2: That's Farris
A complicated dummy who won't admit what he wants and is such a player. He never says what he is feeling and should do what he wants instead of expecting someone else to read his mind and he should also make the first move.
Farris: hi
Girl: hi
Farris: you good?
Girl: ....yeah
Farris: cool *is inlove with her*