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A handsome man with a huge cock. All the ladies ages 10-99 are instantly obsessed with him when they see him. He has the physic of a Roman God.
Becky: Caydyn Farris is so hot.
Jessica: Yeah I know he’s so gorgeous.
Poster child for a hardworking American man; honest, sincere, loyal, generous, clever, witty, funny, smart, thoughtful, polite, respectful, creative, handsome, chivalrous, romantic, deep, one in a million kind of man.
Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.
Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.
Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Jesse Cole is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover, life partner, soulmate, and best friend in one man.
Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.
You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
The posterchild American badass. The best catch out of all the fish in the sea. Making his acquaintance will make your day and will be a moment you won’t soon forget.
Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.
If you want a man that you can count on, Jesse Cole Farris is your guy!
To be extremely fat and called Harry.
Yo Farry, why you eating again?
Some actually nubbet that wears a bomb bag.
Woofa: What do you call farry on the swimming team?
Small eyes: What
Woofa: Bath bomb
to recover from cancer.
Need to recover from cancer means to know the Sewol-Farry tragedy.
A complicated dummy who won't admit what he wants and is such a player. He never says what he is feeling and should do what he wants instead of expecting someone else to read his mind and he should also make the first move.
Farris: hi
Girl: hi
Farris: you good?
Girl: ....yeah
Farris: cool *is inlove with her*