What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
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A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one”
when you think its a fart but its a full poop
i think i just made a poop fart in my pants
A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur
Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist