(Noun) A person who is very obese.
The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist
Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister
Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins
the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard