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Caused by the fat person's feelings that society looks down on them for being fat. Usually more common in females since they are typically more ostracized for being overweight.
Victims become obsessed with losing weight or (unfortunately, more commonly) just trying to make themselves appear less fat.
Diet pills, miracle weight loss programs, etc etc.
Talking about exersize/eating well, caring WAY too much about dressing nicely (even in casual situations).
Some try to be overly sexual, ie hugs to EVERYONE, tattoos (esp. tramp stamps), dressing like sluts, being strippers, talking about sexual things, overall trying to make themselves more sexy
Unfortunately, attempts are usually counterproductive. Trying to act slim only pisses people off and makes them notice obesity more.
Closely related to short people syndrome
Example 1
Jackie: OMG I went to the gym like ALL DAY. Right after I finished my Lean Cuisine and took all my diet pills, (blah blah blah trying to seem less fat)
Jessica: Shut the hell up bitch everyone knows you're fat
Example 2
(Jackie runs up to Mark and gives him a huge hug, from which he cowers away)
Jackie: OMG Mark wanna see my new tattoo?!?!?!?
Mark: thinking "dammit i gotta sit through this fat people syndrome again"
(Jackie turns around and pulls down her pants to reveal her FAT ASS CRACK and a slutty butterfly)
Jackie: OMG OMG like it?!?!?!?
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This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
That guy from Accenture is suffering from a major case of fat knot syndrome.
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a problem when a guys penis is average to above average size yet he is heavy and he had a area of "padding" around his penis making it seem like it's smaller.
my boy friend was great in bed but he had fat guy syndrom.
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Some body that is very obese, and decides to call other people fat.
Shut the fuck up Brady, you have Fat cunt syndrome
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Fat Kid Syndrome is a very common disease among young to middle aged men/boys which causes one to break out in proclamations of love for any member of the preferred sex showing the slightest bit of attention and/or infatuation. Therefore leading to immense heartbreak and or sudden pains in the lower abdomen symptoms include various pictures of said adored person posted throughout their myspace profile, extreme desperation such as exchanging affection and "love" through imaginary and e-relationships, and loss of time attempting to swoon said person resulting in loss of friends and being kicked out your band
RidgeWay- heyy i hear our former band member has Fat kid syndrome
Coonie- yuhhh
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Doctors diagnose many teens with "fat man syndrome" because they are injured due to their BMI index that is off the charts. Generally, heel injuries are the most common causing the person to limp like a chodus maximus. Be aware that a person limping might not have "fat man syndrome," but instead chode spasms.
That kid limping looks like an idiot because of his heel; we probably have another case of "fat man syndrome."
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Fat mf who thinks they are better than everyone and has a tendency to be a discord mod.
Russell has fat bitch syndrome for kicking me from the server.