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The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.
Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!
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A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
5 children are said to have been murdered at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.
Note: FNAF is an entirely fictional game.
The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."
"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."
The full legal name of Freddy Fazbear from the game "Five Nights at Freddy's."
"I have to spend five evenings with Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear this week."
HE A THICC MOTHER FUCKING BEAR
dude 1: freddy fazbear is THICc
dude 2: your not wrong
Founded in the 1980's, this pizzeria has fun arcades and singing animatronics for children! Bring your kids here for a fun birthday party!
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria is in need of employment, specifically night security guards.
A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.
Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.
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