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The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

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The Grand Feast

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.

mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.

by Keller austin September 25, 2021


Feast or Famine

1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.

My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.

by NihilistDom July 10, 2009

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Beast Feast

An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people

Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese

by KawaSawa February 7, 2012


Bitch Feast

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.

Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.

by T_rump_supporter May 19, 2016


feasting with panthers

An indulgence in undisturbed assignations with grooms, telegraph boys, and other ‘renters.’

Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.

by SebastianMelmoth October 24, 2008

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queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities

Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!

by slag surfer March 22, 2010

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