February

abr.Feb
adj. The act of giving excruciatingly, really painful words of sarcasm; being "schooled".

John: Dude, I just got this bike yesterday. It's fucking Huge!

George:Yeah. i saw it yesterday. Your mom let me ride it home. Like i rode her.
YOU JUST GOT FEBed {Februaryed}!!

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February

No Furry Porn February

Alex: I'm really excited to watch furry porn this month!
Hunter: Wait no you can't this month it's No Furry Porn February.
Alex: Well there goes my plans for this month.

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February

Only people who is a furry is born during the february-

Hey, when are you born?
February
HAHA FURRY

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february

the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls

dude i love this month, february is the best

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Februaries

n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices &Impalas.

NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?
NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ on Februaries – 28’s nigga...

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februaries

Uppity black people. Those who think they are entitled to everything because they are somewhat successful and black.

Now that obama is president, there are a bunch of februaries running around.

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February 13

Girls born on this day are very special. You cannot replace them. They will give you unconditional love, the best advice, are intuitive and are independent. If you take her for granted, she will let you go and you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Person 1: she's born on February 13?

Person 2: yes.
Person 1: wow, she must be a goddess.