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february 3rd is chilli heatwave doritos day!! spread the word 🥰 chilli heatwave doritos lovers unite
bob: hey it’s february 1st you know what that means?
john: no?
bob: *whips out chilli doritos* its chilli heatwave doritos day!
national give your sister/brother a skittle day
hey dude it’s February 1st did you give your sister a skittle?
On February 1st, everybody who is shorter in a friend group than the person who is tallest must listen to the tallest until February 2nd.
On February 1st, you might see taller people tell other people to do what they want.
February 1st is national weezer day.
Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st."
Mike: "WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY-"
Mustache fetish day! February 1st is national mustache fetish day!
friends: what day is it today?
Mallorie: it's February 1st! mustache fetish!
National boy pussy appreciation day
-Dude, do you know what day it is?!
-Who cares? It's February 1st!
-My guy, it's the national boy pussy appreciation day!!