February 6th

National take off all your clothes and confess to your crush day

*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*

February 6th

February 6th is National Grab Your Boyfriend's Ass Day, so when its February 6th, grab your boyfriend's ass!

S/o 1: Do you know what day it is?
S/o 2: February 6th why?
S/o 1: Its National Grab Your Boyfriend's ass day so come here!

February 6th

National bring your daughter to dollar tree day!

Have you brought your daughter to dollar tree yet, It's February 6th!