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Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).
Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."
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Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.
The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.
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Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.
"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."
Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him
K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney
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The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.
"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."
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An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.