touchy feely 101

Ed, Edd n Eddy's homeroom taught by the Kankers. Also they get raped lol

"I hope Kevin is teaching touchy feely 101 today" - Edd

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Touchy Feely 101

Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck

Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.

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touchy feely orange peely

Wise words said by a wise man

Fool: Master, thou art gaze upon me as a failure?

Wise Mastet: Doth thou not worry Fool, touchy feely orange peely.

Fool: 🍆

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micheal feely

When you’re having sex with a man and secrete waste all over their face then wiping it onto their partners lips and then begin to make out right after cumming into their rear end

Dude I just gave this guy a nasty Micheal feely!

broken feely

A nerd with the belief that weed is trash and dumb to smoke, plays fighting games because he isn’t good enough for any other, and sounds like a automobile coming to and abrupt stop when they think something is very histericle

Yo cuz you actin like a broken feely, weed is good

Why do you sound like a broken feely

Be Feely

1. A derogatory term used to describe women in their late teens, usually described to have the appearance of a twelve year old, having the ability to fit excessive amount of fingers in their genitals, and supplements their hunger with their daily consumption of McDonald's.
2. A Mexican beverage made from the energy dring 'V' and tequila.

'Dude, check out that chick, how old do you think she is?'
'Who cares! If she's anything like a be feely i could be 18 and living in New Zealand!'

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feely meel

To unnecessarily feel or touch something.

Melissa!? Why are you Feely meeling all my fries?