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Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher”
That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher
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corin is good at feltching hahahahhaha ...
dont be angry at me LOL hahaha feltch feltch feltch
eg. straw in the anus HAHAHHAAHA...corin is a feltcher
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The act of having a strange homosexual fetish for a corpse and also sucking it's semen left in it's penis after ejaculation.
"Dude did you hear about Frank?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out he is a Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher."
"Ewwie."
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The act of sucking seamen out of another individuals butt with a straw. Typically done by homosexual couples.
Tony is a feltcher, he loves to suck cum out of his boyfriend's bum using a slurpy straw.
The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.
Person:2 -Why would I believe you.
Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.
Person:2- Get over yourselves.
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The guy next door claiming to be heterosexual but is often seen sucking his man butter out of another mans anal cavity after a long night of fucking the dog shit out of him.
Dude I walked into the hotel room yesterday and found him all Kevin Feltchered out on some homo with a twirly straw"
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