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A weasellike, usually albino mammal
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a small dizzy smiley blonde from somerset...often to be found with a hayner
yeah i pulled a ferret on friday night and my mate got a hayner
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A strange and dangerous male who may pose a threat to small children, particularly due to his diminuative stature. So named after the original "Ferret", 3 times paedophile "Mr.S.Meechan", codename Stuart.
stay clear of the ferret! ferret ferret ferret
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A mowhawk that looks like a ferret.
Kristinia- DID YOU SEE RYAN'S NEW HAIR CUT? IT'S A FERRET!
Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.
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The most desirable of any domesticated animal.
My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
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A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
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Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.
Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!
David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.
Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.
Michael: What a terrible idea...
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