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When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes
I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.
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A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.
"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma
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The particular month of the year when boys are most attracted to you. Has nothing to do with your period.
Sam: Hey, Mason is totally checking you out.
Anna: Really? But he's never even talked to me before!
Sam: It must be your fertile month.
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when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.
Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.
When you just mad horny and want to receive some intergalactic dome by the baddest dime of all.
Ayo you seen my Bio teacher ? She bad ash im feeling fertile af im trynna acquire some dome from her
The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.
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A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.
"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."
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