Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted

The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.

Also gives the coochie a firey taste.

Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"

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The Fingerblaster

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.

Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"

Baja Fingerblast

A fingering in a Taco Bell parking lot.

The Taco Bell employee may have gotten my order wrong, but the Baja Fingerblast that he gave me in the parking lot more than made up for it.